craaazy?stories

Pauli Bday Present/God is a cockroach

2008-01-06T11:50:00.000-08:00

FOR PAULI-NEE-CHAN. MY SON IS BETTER THAN YOURS. XD

There are many stories about Christ other than just the Nativity. There are even more that have not been told; about Jesus's time with the AntiChrist.
As the son of God, Jesus could go to different times (SURELY! He;s the son of an omnipotent being for something's sake ;P) ; so he took himself and the ANticHrist to a time where they could be accepted.
Our time.

Under the name of GayLord and Humphrey (they chose each other's names), the two lived happily as a gay couple where they could not have done before. Of course, this meant they had to be reborn, but the two had loving families, albeit maybe not normal ones.

They were still happy.

Until God found out one day, and all hell broke loose.

"Why is your father a cockroach anyway? Couldn't you just step on him?"
"Well.. yeah.. but that would be deicide."
"What is the punishment for Deicide?"
"Humphrey, NO."

Life could still have gone on normally for Humphrey and GayLord, until God went to see their 'parents'.

And so GayLord and Humphrey were left alone, to rule the world, such as they might.

Until it was discovered Humphrey was just a possessed sock puppet..

Oh, never mind. They lived happily ever after ;D

CURRY POTTER

2007-01-10T09:54:00.000-08:00

THATS RIGHT.
CURRY POTTER HAS FINALLY COME TO YOUR COMPUTERS.
Set after my other Harry Potter story, lets see what had happened in the six months since the group last met... STARRING COLIN MOCHRIE AS THE SNACK FAIRY!!!!!
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*checks watch* Ten minutes,.. hope I won't be late..
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RON???
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RONALD WEASLEY???
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*turning* Hermione??!! What are you doing here??
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Shopping.. you??
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Shopping? In the Muggle world?
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Well.. Yeah. Thing is.. I need a wedding dress.
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A what? ...Who-?
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Guys??
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Woahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoaoooooooah... Harry???
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What the hell are you wearing? I mean -- how are you????
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Yoyoyo peace and luuuurve guys!! We havent seen each other in laik, six months, so lets gogogo get some coffee together and catch up, yusss? I'll be goin' huntin' for a hole table thing for uz, come over in a sec y'all!! *wanders off*
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Wooolala. What the fuck happened to him??
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I remember the twins saying they were using him as a guinea pig. The brain damage may be permanent.
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Such a shame. He could have been a great wizard.
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Yeah. Anyway, you go talk to him, I need to call my boss and tell him I'm not coming in today.
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...Boss?? You work in the Muggle world?
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Yes I do. IT, you see. I am a computer wizard! Haha. *walks of with phone*
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*sits down with Harry* So! What have you been up to?
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This an' that, here and there, up and down, y'know how it is, yarr. But yuss.. yussyussyussyuss.. Yeegodd, I need more heroin. What brings yah to the muggle world, Hermioninny?
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....Are you all right?
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Course I is, an' I'll be even better after my daily dose ofv coffee and LSD, yeah. You ever tried it?
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No.
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Iss very good, ferry good. Better even than some of the Weaselly twins's stuff, and thatss ssaying ssomessin'.
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Yo Harry! How are you, old friend?
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Yo Wonald, like Wonald the ducky-duck. Ize jiiiuust faiiine. I gotz something to tell youz though.
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What?
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Youz be promissin' not to tell 'nyone?
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We promise..
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*leans forward* I beez going to INDIAH. *leans back, satisfied*
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(pause)
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..You're going to India..?
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S'right.
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Um, Harry.. why?
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Get Tch'selves comfy, cos this might take a while. I ordered coffee for yaz, by the by the road. So yuss. Those drugs that yo' Brothers pumped intah meh, Wonald.. they have given meh an insight into the supernaturaal.
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Harry.. you are a wizard. You ARE supernatural.
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Oh yuss, guys, you no be callin me Harry no moar. I changed my name.
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..what to?
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An indiahn name. Curry Pottah.
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(pause)
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... ok. Ok.. that makes sense.. curry is indian.. yeah..
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And I beez goin to Indiah to find enlightenment.
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*nods* Good luck.
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Thank youz. So w'sup wit you all?
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Yeah Hermione. C-congratulations on getting engaged. Who's the guy?
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Iss 'Snape.
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*turns* How did you know that??
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I been stalkin' youz. *falls asleep*
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It.. worked out with you and Snape, then?
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*Oh, yes. Its just great. He teaches me things, and spoils me. And I- lets not go into what I do for him.
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Thanks for that image Hermione. *shudders* So.. you invting anyone to the wedding?
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Oh yes, its not for a few months yet! So, Ron.. How did things work out for you and Malfoy?
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...not so good. He.. well, he's gone mad.
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What happened?
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It was really weird. He got this.. fetish.. with a celebrity TV chef. It is taking over his life. He is trying to become as succesful as him. I-oh. Here he comes.
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What? Where?
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Over there.
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His hair..
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Whatever you do, DONT LAUGH AT HIS HAIR. I did.
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What happened?
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Oh, he tried to kill me.
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I guess that broke the relationship, huh? Hello.. Malfoy..?
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Please. Call me Gary.
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......GARY??
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Gary Malfoy-Rhodes. Its my new name.
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Right. Ok. Ok...
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Hey, Ronaldd. I set up a date for you. Would you like to see a picture before you automatically say no?
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Do I have a choice?
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He's a popular guy with us chefs. I have a picture.. here.
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... you want me to go out with a snack fairy?
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Thats what most call him. But his friends call him... Colin. Shall I call him?
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Naah, I'm not bothered.
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Call him.
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Harry Potter.
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Its Curry Pottah. Call him. He holds the key..
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*raising an eyebrow at Hermione and Ron* Exactly how many drugs is he on?
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Just call the dude.
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Fair enough. *calls* I say, Mudblood, how do you feel about TV chefs?
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How do you feel about getting your ass kicked by Snape?
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Good answer.
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Hello?
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Ohmygod Its a Frickin' Hobo.
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No its not.. He does exist? I thought that was a damn good bit of photoshopping.
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I am indeed the Snack Fairy. I do have.. other powers, however..
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Can you heal drugged out people?
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I am sure I can try, for all wands are the sa- *staring* Who.. is this..?
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Snack Fairy..
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He's Harry Potter.
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Harry Potter...
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Call me Curry..
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Call me Colin..
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Colin..
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Curry..
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Let's get out of here. Now..
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Hermione, Gary and Ron leave
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Colin.. I will do anything for you..
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Anything?
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Anything.
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Even Rehab?
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Rehab..
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It is the only way..
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I will go to rehab for you.. Colin..
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Curry..

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Oh gods, I am ashamed of the end. Sorry, Im tired.
SQUEE FINISHED! HAHA
Harry

Happy New Year

2007-01-10T09:10:00.000-08:00

Yes, this shall start again.
Im not promising much. But I promise that (with nagging) i might actually write some things XD

Onwards to more Gay Ninja Men, Curry Potters, and.. hopefully.. even ANIMUTATIONS!!
O_O
2007.
look out.
:K

Life at ISSA: the Legends continue!

2006-07-29T08:44:00.000-07:00

ISSA IS DEAD.
BUT LIFE ISN'T.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, AFTER THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, WHEN THE MAGIC STICK IS UNEARTHED ONCE AGAIN, AND ITS MAGICAL POWERS RESTORE SOME DEGREE OF INHUMANITY TO THE WORLD. PEOPLE ARE REUNITED, IN AN IMAGINARY REALITY, AND THE CRAAZYSTORIES CONTINUE.
ISSA IS NOT DEAD. ISSA CONTINUES... WITHIN US.
read on...
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*is having a large and loud screaming tantrum outside Clara* WHY WON'T IT WORK??????
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What are you trying to do?
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I'm trying to make the magic stick bring ISSA back! AND IT WON'T WORK!!!
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*pats Harry on the head* Not even the Magic Stick has that power, Harry. I'm sorry.
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BUT I WANT IT TO!!!!!!!!!!! *starts sobbing*
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Listen. The magic stick only has limited power, and.. no one can bring ISSA back. But we can remember it, can't we? Here *gives a bar of chocolate* Did I say all that? *thinks* Who had it, anyway?
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I did. I lost it, and I forgot about it. But the other day, it called to me..
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*eating chocolate and calming down* And here we are. Waiting for the others.
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A Gathering.
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*darkly* We will see who survives..
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What??
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*coughs* I said, we will see who arrives. Ahem. *ninja look* Here comes.. an elf!
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Hey, Emo Camel!
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Who's an emo camel??
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Harry is an Emo Camel!
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*coughs as Peter Pan and Scooby stare at her strangely* Um, long story.. I'm only a pretend Emo Camel.. I.. uh.. Yeah.
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You were right, sis. She is a Craazy Pixie.
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Why am I here?
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PWINTG!!!
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Huh? Was that a swear word?
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Person Who Is Not The Greek! You are not dead!!
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Of course I'm not. Mougins isn't THAT bad.
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So that's most of us, at least. The original Life At ISSA group. The magic stick has THAT power.
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You going to bring back people whom we havent heard from for months, O editor?
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Yes, I am. After all, someone needs to play the person who is always freaked out by stuff.
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Oh, I can do that!!!!
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Or maybe we can leave him out..
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Who?
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*darkly* Catscan.
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Oh...
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*resolute* Yes, we will leave him out. If HE isn't going to talk to US, then WE won't write him in.
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Why the we/us?
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She is a complex character, remember? Personality complex.
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Oh yeah. That's right. *Harry turns her back to the others, caressing the magic stick* Uh.. Harry?
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Power..
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Harry??
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Close to absolute power in my hands.. enough to fulfil one's deepest desires.. but not enough for ISSA. *turns suddenly* We are all pixies, right?
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Huh??
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Yeah! Im the crêpe pixie, and you're the eclair pixie, and Scooby is the..
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SCOOBY!
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pixie.. yeah.. why?
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Right then. And Peter Pan, Person-Who-Is-Not-The-Greek; you are vampires.
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WHAT??
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No I'm not! I'm an alien sheep!
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I want to be a vampire! Pick me! Pick me!
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But I'm not a vampire!
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The stick glows for a second, unnoticed
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*moves for a second and does soemthing to PWINTG* Now you are.
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*in shock* HE.. BIT ME!!!
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I did not! I just touched him in the neck with my hand! Jeez!
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Voldemorte, get out a mirror.
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How did you know I-
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Do it.
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But I did NOT bite him!
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*hands him the mirror* Look.
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This mirror doesn't work, where is my reflexion?
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Look at Person-Who-Is-Not-The-Greek's neck.
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He does have bite marks!
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See? I told you!
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Oh my god! I'm so sorry, I.. *pauses* Who did this?
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*hides Magic Stick behind her back*
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Harry..........
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*takes out the Magic stick and points it at the group* TELEPORT!!!
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A blinding flash of light. And then..
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My head... urgh... where are we?
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Why are we all lying on the floor, as if concussed?
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Apart from Harry..
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*talking to magic stick* I said TELEPORT, not KILL..
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Hey! We're at CC!
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CC?
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Oh, Carnival Cannibal, Harry's imaginary home, where everything is made of food ... aaah...
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I thought we could, maybe, have a party, or something.
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Not like Peter Pan's party *glare*
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Look, I didn't know that people-
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Well? you were more drunk than I was!
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NOT TRUE!
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You were singing!
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And you-
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Shut up, shut up, shut up. Guys, Beer is in that fridge over there. We'll join you in a minute. Girls, this way.
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What-????
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Harry walks over to a pair of large doors, and opens them. The sight within is worthy of birds singing, and gentle music from the best romantic films. The girls walk in, looking at an enormous dark chocolate fountain, twice the height of a tall man. On the left, there is a smaller fountain, of white chocolate. As one, their eyes turn to the right, where a milk chocolate fountain awaits their gaze. Then, further to the left, past the white chocolate fountain, which, like the milk chocolate, is only the height of a human.. there is yet another fountain, smaller still, half the height of Voldemorte. It is dark chocolate, from which sumptuous smells with orange hints waft toward them. And then, on the far right, another fountain, the same height and colour; only this time, it is mint chocolate.
A table next to the door holds around 50 small glasses. As one, the girls reach out, take a glass, and go to the fountain of their choice. The newest addition to CC was seen, for the first time.
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And Meanwhile..
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*watching the girls from the safety of the beer cooler, reaching for a drink* What IS it with girls and chocolate? Honestly. Tsk.
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Come on! You can't hate chocolate. It is very good. *opens beer can*
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You are a girl, Peter Pan? *laughs*
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I am an alien sheep. *drinks beer* WHAT THE---??? *smells the beer*
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What's wrong with you? *smells his beer, and drinks*
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*watches an expression of suprised horror creep over P-W-I-N-T-G's face* See? It.. SMELLS like beer, but TASTES like-
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Pear Juice!! PEAR JUICE!!! *stares at the can* DAMNED FRUIT! Let's get Harry!
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Why?
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I bet you it's her fault...
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OK, let's go. She's trying to stop us getting drunk, and we're not falling for it. HARRIET MIRAL!!
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*turns, having obtained a large black cloak, her witch hat and a larrge glass of.. chocolate?* Ye-es, lads? *giggles as a sugar rush gets her*
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Harry! We want equal rights!
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Yeah! We do! *whispers to PWINTG* we do?
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We demand the right to get drunk, if you get.. chocolate hyper.
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*focuses on them* I.. could have you thrown.. in the swamp, you know. It wouldn't be hard.
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Yeah? Try.
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Right. *squints at them* Magic Stick..
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By the way, when are you getting your glasses, Harry?
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*freezes, and whispers quietly* That's next craazystory.
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*whispers* Oh. Sorry.
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WHEE!! *pounces on the lads*
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AAARGH *runs*
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Why do we bother with the magic stick? We've got her.
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Why? Watch. *picks up magic stick, takes aim*
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*turns into a large and mildy terrified frog*
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Oh, that's not fair! *grabs magic stick*
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*turns into a miniature giraffe*
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MAGIC STICK FIGHT!!
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Oh no you- *tries to grab stick*
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Um.. WE have a miniature vampire giraffe, you know..
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Adrian? You didn't read this before it was finished, did you?
Sorry about the slightly random start, the end will be better..
--tbc--

Life at ISSA: tribute to the end

2006-05-26T16:10:00.000-07:00

Yes, I'm sentimental. ISSA was the best school in the world. there are a few peopke who are great, but never had time to become part of teh "Life At ISSA" cast.
ISSA; R.I.P.

NOO

2006-05-23T11:21:00.000-07:00

Issa is no more! No more life at Issa!! :O But I will write more, probably over the summer. So nothing for a while, but trust me, i will remain craazy!

Random stolen cute tiger thing :P

Life at ISSA: Chocolate is bad for you

2006-03-02T11:36:00.000-08:00

Guess where the inspiration comes from. :)
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*looks at cat food packet as Scooby walks in*
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Ooh! Can I have some?
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Cat food???? Um. Sure.
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Huh? Oh! I thought it was candy!
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here, have some cat food..
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No, really, thanks, it's fine.
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Tsk. Wimp.
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Harry, what did you have for lunch?
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Err. Chocolate. two bars of chocolate. Why?
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And what did you have for breakfast?
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A chocolate... thingy..
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And for dinner last night?
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Chili Con Carne.. with.. chocolate..
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And for lunch yesterday?
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*becoming unconfortable* Um.. Chocolate cake..
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And for breakfast that day?
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*Squirming* Chocolate.. cereazl.. but, I don't see where this is going!!
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Everybody! I have proved that Harry is a psycopath!
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I think some of us already knew that.
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Its kind of obvious. She eats chocolate and gets a sugar high. Duh.
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Oh, there are other triggers as well.
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Like what??
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Having her picture taken.
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???!!!???
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Why do i get the feeling someone is talking about me?
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And why haven't I had a line in ages??
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Shut up. At least you got a line.
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And what about me?
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Stop being rebellious or I'll kick you out of the craazystory.
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You wouldn't do that!!
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*eats bit of choclate, then raises clenched fists for a fight*
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*takes feather and touches her on arm*
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AAHH!!!!!! *falls over* WHO DID THAT?
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Person who is not the greek, stop being mean. Really. It's not right.
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What?? I didn't do anyuthing!! It was you!!
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*shaking head* That's what they always say.
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Um... Hi guys...
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Jazzer!!
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Ah. It worked, then.
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What worked?
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You'll see. There should be another character in a minute.
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Pompous editor.
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Who.. me??
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Yeah. Who else??
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You two come outside and say that.
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Where is outside? Hey, by the by.
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Hey, Stef. You know, someone's missing.
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I know. he's been killed.
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WHAT?
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Or not as the case may be.
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Pompous.. editor..
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Yep, so, that's everyone. The weirdness can start now.
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Oh, great.
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I thought things were already weird. We're on the MOON, for God's sake!
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Harry, how did you and Rose and AnimeGirl and Beljoseh and Catscan get here?
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How did WE get here?
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Most of you got transported by the Zeeky wands. (see Life at ISSA: the super-dragon-train-bike-rocket-thing and the demented cartoon movie). The other I caught and hit on the head to teleport them.
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I think you have a hitting-people-on-the-head complex, Harry.
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As well as a chocolate complex!
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I am a complex character, all right?
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Multiple Personality Disorder!!
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Ok, ok. Where was i?
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On the moon, last time I looked.
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By the way, What's with the giant projectors?
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Ah. My imagination sometimes.. races off without me.
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Hark!- Something just went "voom".
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See? Told you.
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-----tbc-------

Hermione~!!!!

2006-02-25T02:47:00.000-08:00

Stolen idea from potterpuppetpals. Thank you for twitching my imagination. Images created using the gavism (www.gavism.net). Except for dumbledore and Voldemort (www.tektek.org/dream)
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Come on, slave boy! Jump for me! *crack*
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Ayow! Ah, that hurt. *grins masochistically*
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Come on. Do me some tricks, or I'll..
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*shocked* Hermione! What are you doing??
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*getting up* I.. I can explain, Harry.. We were just.. wowee, err.. *grins, dazed*
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It's fine, Ron. I've seen enough.
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Harry? Where are you going?
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Away. Just.. away..
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But why?
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Away from you sick people..
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Well now, you ARE one to talk about sickness, Harry.
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*turns slowly*
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Yeah. We saw you making out with Malfoy earlier.
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*starts blushing*
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Especially after what he did to Dumbledore.. harry, I feel you are.. almost a traitor to Griffindor!
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You should take off your Griffindor pin if you intend to frolic with the other side.
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I.. look. It was a mistake, ok?
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I mean, if you were going to go and become gay, why didn't you pick ME???
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RON!!!!
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Well now. what an interesting conversation.
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*gasps* Dra~! I mean, Malfoy.
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So it was a mistake, hmm?
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Of course it was. Why would he want to go out with YOU??
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Well, Miss Mudblood... it's me, or Weasley. And it is pretty obvious who has the larger.. pauses*
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Ego!
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I think he had another word in mind, somehow.
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Yes, Harry. I did.
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This is becoming really weird and sick.
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You and Hermione are ones to talk.
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Hmm, Harry? CAught with their pants down, were they?
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*suddenly realises he doesn't have any trousers on* Err... *runs off*
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Dammit. Who will I whip now??
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Look. here comes Dumbledore.
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Don't be silly and cruel. HE's DEAD.
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Whatever gave you that impression, Miss Granger?
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Y- D~ You're not Dumbledore!!
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And why not?
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Forgive me, Sir, but.. you are supposed to be dead.
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I am not supposed to be anything I do not wish to be.
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Well, Sir.. where has your beard gone?
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Gone, gone! With the wind. Snape did a good job of fooling you lot, did he not?
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Snape.. didn't kill you?
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Nope! There was a hippogriff waiting for me. You see, he didn't say "avada Kedavra" but "Abra Cadabra". Small difference.
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But.. the bond! he promised!
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He has a cure for EVERYTHING. Now then. I am supposed to meet somebody.
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Who would that be?
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Lord!
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Shut up, traitor. You are no minion of mine.
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Now, Tom. i thought you'd given up all your nasty ways.
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You're right Albus. i have.
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Now come here and give your favorite wizard a cuddle.
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Yes Albus. I love you.
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I love you too, Tom. *hugs*
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Homigod. HO, MY, GOD.
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If you remember rightly there isn't a God, mister Potter. Now, what is all the fuss about? *sees Dumbledore and Voldemort hugging* No...
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Hey. You copied my hairstyle.
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Shut up, boy. What is going on here?
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Apart from Ron losing his trousers?
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Yes, miss Granger. Apart from that.
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*slowly* Is he crying?
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Will you pointless students stop stating the obvious??
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Ah. Severus.
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Yes, Dumbledore.
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Now would be a good time to break off of relationship.
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Same here, Severus.
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My. You teachers ARE busy.
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I refuse to believe this is happening. Hey, Weasley?
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What, Malfoy?
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Please, .. call me Dracs.
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But..
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See ya, loser! *ron&draco walk off*
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Ah. It seems every one is pairing up. Dumbledore and Voldemort. Ron and draco. *yuk*
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Miss Granger?
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Yes, professor?
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How good are you with that whip?
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Wouldn't you like to know.
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Actually, yes. i could do with some pain therapy.
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Err... ok then professor.. *walks off, shocked, with snape*
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*sigh* So where does that leave me?
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Who can it be?
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Singing a melody,
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Behind the Christmas tree, it's
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The twins Weasley!!
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Hello, you two. What new drug are you on now?
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It's called life, Harry, and you seem to be lacking a love of it. What do you think, George?
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I think he needs oiur treatment.
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Right. Harry, you're coming with us.
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Why??
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Because it will cheer you up, and we will get somle fun. Right, Fred?
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Yep. Let's go!
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WOOHOO!!
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they run off, carrying Harry between them. The only thing that can be seen is a small figure muttering "why did i try the custard creams" to itself through the long, lonely night.

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how pathetic i am. Muahahaha. Hoope you like the end, Lens.

Life at ISSA: The super-dragon-train-bike-rocket thing & other stories

2006-01-07T02:55:00.000-08:00

....
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What do you mean, "..."???
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I can't think of a funny way to start the Craazystory.
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Oh come on! You're the writer! Don't be pathetic!
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Yeah, Harry! You're pathertic!
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Oi. You can shut up.
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So what are we doing today? in Craazy?
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Well, I thought I'd introduce a new character.
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Only one?
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What do you mean, "only one?"
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There are so many people at ISSA! If you only introduce oner at a time, then.. it'll take over 100 posts!
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That.. is the point.
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NO! I couldn't take over 100 craazystories! That would be awful.
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Wouldn't it. *grins evilly*
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So the point is, introduce more than one character.
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But.. but.. but..
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Thing is, we're part of the craazystory too! And we can get you!
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Yeah! We can do stuff!
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*laser gun appears in Leprechaun's hand*
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Ah yes. That reminds me. *shouts* Catscan?
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*waves hand vaguely*
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Hey! My laser gun disappeared when she waved her hand! *glares at Harry*
--
What?
--
Shut up, Leprechaun. I write this stuff. *turning to Catscan* I have a question. What did you do with that Asteroid?
--
WhAt?!?
--
Heehee. You will never understand my weird dreams.
--
Who would want to? I mean.. only the Magic Stick could do that.
--
Hmm. Good old magic stick. *takes out piece of wood with writing on it and waves it in hand* Now, where was I? Ah yes. 8waves stick*
--
Finally! I've been waiting for my turn to speak.
--
*turns slowly* Leprechaun..? Why do you have a laser gun pointing at Harry?
--
Heehee. Just you wait til she tries to use it.
--
I will! AVADA KEDAVRA!
--
*laser gun morphs into water pistol*
--
*ducks*
--
Ow! Who just squirted me with reallly cold water?
--
Ha! Serve you right.
--
Me?
--
No! That sister of mine!
--
Why???
--
Well, you've already won a craazystory battle once!
--
Never mind that. Where is it?
--
You're not getting it, human.
--
You're not a guardian!
--
I am. Hi, all!
--
A guardian.. of what?
--
The Magic Stick. Of course.
--
*weakly* Of course. The shoe is a whale.
--
The whale is an answering machine.
--
Errr... yeah. *makes grab for magic stick*
--
OI! You wanna fight?
--
Not you, no! Argh!
--
*is attacked and starts dying*
--
Aha! There is more than one new character. Harry has lost!
--
No I haven't.
--
Yes you have.
--
No I -
--
Ok, this is getting boring now! We need a plot change.
--
Ok. Any ideas?
--
Uhm.. hows about a teleport somewhere?
--
Hmm. Yeah. Cat-scan??
--
No...!
--
YES. How do you make a teleport device?
--
The same way you.. get rid of.. an asteroid. *shakes head*
--
Right. Thanks.
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Suddenly, most characters find themselves in the Art room, about to leave Yearbook. Leprechaun and PersonWhoIsNotTheGreek have disappeared. A cake appears in Scooby~Doo's arms, and no one else present in the room notices their translocation in time and space. (So im playing with reality--who cares??)
------------
.. stupid asteroids. *looks around*
--
Ooh! *pointing at random picture on wall* It's a dragon-train-bike thing!
--
Aha! *examines* It's.. also a rocket.
--
It's a dragon-train-bike-rocket thing, then.
--
Yep. But where's the train bit?
--
Look, there's the teeth.. and the wheels.. and theres the whistley train thing, and
--
The rocket, and
--
And.. and.. yeah.
--
So what's the thing above it?
--
What, that pink thing? That's a scorpion made of metal.
--
..you know, Harry,.. this makes pretty weird reading, but it's not very craazy.
--
Yeah. I guess we should teleport to a more interesting place and time.
--
Or maybe we could just.. give up here.
--
WHAT? Never! I must find a good ending.
--
Pff. yeah right.
--
Aha! *waves stick, disappears, along with Elf*
--
Um.. They've gone.
--
I think I might have noticed that.
--
Yeah. But did you see the astronaught on my picture??
--
You mean.. the stick figure on the orange spaceshipthing?
--
Thing. It's definetly a THING.
--
What?
--
*matter-of-fact-ly* It's not a spaceship. It's a thing.
--
Um.. Are you being depressed?
--
No! I'm using my MRI scan powers to state a fact.
--
Uhm.. Are you all right..?
--
Harry and Elf reappear, mid conversation, and start to walk out of the room
--
No, It's not a magic teapot, but something close.. I.. it's... hmmm. I can't remember.
--
Hey! Where were you?
--
Oh, Place Bermont, in the past. There was something REALLY important, really CRAAZY that went on there..
--
Just can't remember what.
--
Uhuh. So.. Shall we teleport downstairs?
--
Hey. This isn't a Tardis, you know.
--
T..ardis..?
--
Time And Relative Dimensions In Space. *catching blank look* Don't worry. Not important.
--
All suddenly appear between the buildings, where they rejoin Leprechaun and PerrsonWhoIsNotTheGreek.
--
And the point of that was. ... ..?
--
Now.. it is time.
--
Time?
--
Time.. for the craazybattle.
--
You are NOT letting the Leprechaun win this time!
--
Why not??
--
Because.. I.. will.. *grabs magic stick from Harry* BOTHER YOU!
--
*Hair turns green and a pink wand appears in her hand*
--
Oh look. A pink, plastic wand. *examines wand*
--
You ahven't seen you hair yet.
--
...What hair? *sees reflection in Clara windows* AH! *grabs magic stick*
--
Uh oh. Stand back..
--
Don't worry. Nothing bad can happen. Im the editor, after all. Nothing can happen to ME.
--
Yeah. Lucky you.
--
How come all the guys on here are wimps?
--
Hey. Who are you calling a wimp?
--
You're not human, so you don't count.
--
I'm not human..?
--
Get on with it Leprechaun!
--
Yeah, get on with....... oh.
--
The magic stick, unaware of anyone's amazement, floats out of Leprechaun's hand. It is levitating. The Leprechaun's hair goes back to normal.. and everyonbe finds themselves with a plastic wand of some colour. The Leprechaun's has turned dark green. Harry's is lime green. Elf has a blue one, Scooby~Doo a lilac one, PWINTG a purple one, "Fr." a gray one, Peter Pan a bright pink one and Catscan a yellow one.
--
Um.. the magic stick has given us weapons?
--
So it seems.
--
Look! A button that says "do not press"!
--
Ooh! All together! One, ..two..
--
I would advise you don't-
--
Of eight wands, six suddenly light up and one can hear "ZEEKYBOOGYDOO!" from each of them. A second later, all those with the Zeeky H Word having been spoken, explode. (don't worry, they've just been teleported somewhere). Which leaves..
--
You're in a bit of a bad mood, aren't you, magic stick? *tries to grab stick* *stick falls to ground* Ok. Stay there then. *Harry walks off, throwing wand safely into bin*
--
*magic stick starts levitating again, and stays at eye level with the last remaining person, who is wearing an expression which could have been a) incredulity, b) hatred of the stick, or c) Boredom. The stick is as smug as a piece of wood with writing on it can be.*
--
*forcefully, with great meaning* I like.. rusty.. spoons..
--
*the magic stick revolves once in the air, then goes up above Catscan's head. When directly above, it stops levitating. Clunk.*
--
Ow. *looks at stick, now on floor. Picks it up*
Freaks.
*shakes head, walks off*
---------------------------
Wooohoo! How uninspired was that? Sorry humans. But it is DONE! Waha. Now you have to guess who the camera, or "Fr." was. Hen Joy!

Gay Ninja Song --- Alternative laughs manically

2005-11-28T11:57:00.000-08:00

To be listened to with this tune: http://melaman2.com/cartoons/singles/mp3/spiderman.mp3

Beware, some of it's... well, naughty. Viewer discretion is advised. 0______0 -no, voldy is not sick, just good with words- PS: may be offensive to gays! SORRY! it's just for a laugh(besides, we're making fun of gay ninjas, not gays -huh-), if anyone's mad I'll take it down. Mirry, update this if you come up with less provocative lyrics.

"Gay Ninja Man
Gay Ninja Man
Does whatever a poofster can
Spins a web, any size
Catches men, just like flies
Look out! Here comes Gay Ninja Maaaaan

Is he gay? listen up
He's got un~natural blood
Can he swing in a club?
Take a look, in his bed
Oh deeeear, he's sleeping with another man!

In the chill of night, at the speed of a crime
By the stree-eet light
He arrives just in time

Gay Ninja Man
Gay Ninja Man
Friendly neighbourhood gay ninja man
With the straights, he's ignored
Slap on the bum is his reward

To him, life is a great big ba-na-na
On which he rides for a tenner
OMG he's Gay Ninja Maaaaaaaaan"

Life at ISSA: Trapped! In a.. story..

2005-11-28T08:30:00.001-08:00

*looks around* Aha. *goes toward Voldemorte, skipping*
--
*turns, sees Harry* AAH! A GALLOPING DRAGON IS RUNNING TOWARDS ME!!
--
What? She's not a dragon! She's a Boiled water Serpent!
--
*frowns at the Leprechaun* Oi. You're not scripted to come in yet. Wait your turn.
--
Oh. Sorry. *leaves*
--
SO. Im a dragon, huh?
--
Well, yeah. That's what you're going to put as a clue for the Secret Santa stupid thing, right? "I am a dragon". *laughs semi-hysterically*
--
*laughs semi-hysterically*
--
*jumps* Hi there, Human.
--
HI! *straightens hair, snorts suddenly* Ive got the SNIFFLES!
--
*blinks*
--
*laughs, choking*
--
*looks around, slightly creeped out* Ok, Leanne! You can come back now!
--
Pfft. I know when i'm wanted.
--
That's right!
--
Hey, show us your name!!
--
My name? *frowns*
--
Yeah.. your name! *rolls eyes sarcastically, then bounces slightly*
--
OOOOOOOOH! My NAME!!!
--
*looks wide eyed at Dd*
--
*looks at Harry, burts out laughing*
--
Shut up, people, and behold my name!
--
Yes! Behold.. her alien name!
--
*frowns, concentrating*
--
*bounces five times, stops. Waggles her tongue, stops.* Llakallakallaka! *waves arms about, then hits herself in the face*
--
........WHAT???
--
How does some weird masochistic dance spell out your name?
--
Hey, just cos I hit myself once doesn't mean Im a masochist!
--
Hey, I thought YOU were a masochist, Water Serpent.
--
SHOO! You're not scripted for this episode!
--
What about me?
--
You get out, too.
--
But there are no guys in this episode! We must represent the male insane populace of the ISSA!
--
No you don't. GET OUT!!!
--
*stares at harry*
--
Man, you're crazy!
--
With TWO A's!!
--
What?
--
Craazy./ With two a's. We're all trapped in a story, in case you hadn't noticed.
--
Trapped?
--
In a story! A craazystory!
--
With two as?
--
Oh no! Lemme out!!
--
*laughs manically, ends episode*

-----the end------

GNM

2005-11-26T11:58:00.000-08:00

Im such a bad girl.. Ive run out of ideas, so I'm putting a song on instead..
I beleive this is to the tune of some spiderman theme tune- is that right Voldy? Tis fun, anyway.
No offence to anyone!
--
Ninja man, Gay ninja Man,
He's a poof, who's got no fans,
NInja Man, Gay Ninja Man,
Elton John's His favorite man

A poof, a queer, no one wants him around here
Even in the greatest dan-ger
No one wants him he's a stran-ger
He's the biggest fag arou---nd!

Ninja Man, Gay ninja Man,
Superhero with a tan,
He's a bodybuilding kind of man

Gay Ninja Ma-annn
He controlls the IB Dra-gan
Gay Ninja Ma-annn
Unloved, unfanned,
It's Gay-Nin-Ja-Man!

------------w00t---------Im mad-----

Ant vs harry: Part 2

2005-11-09T08:55:00.000-08:00

Ok.. yeah, so I'm dead. But i still live on! O_o
-------------
Moof.
--
*puts on tape belt* Hello there.
--
NOOOOOO! *runs*
--
*evil grin*
--
I'm a ghost, I tell you! *isn't really, but tries*
--
*calls the Ghostbusters* *hangs up*
--
*puts on tape belt*
--
AAH! Will you never give up??
--
What to do, what to do...
--
DIE!!!! *takes out knife*
--
*runs*
--
*lunges*
--
*chops cowboy hat into shreds*
--
*comes back with chainsaw and cadbury's choclate*
--
*eats choclate* *revs up chainsaw*DIE!!! *munch*
--
HA! *eats bigger bar of chocolate, brings out hatchet*
--
*breaks up chainsaw*
--
*smashes hatchet with handy bulldozer sat right next to me with keys in ignition*
--
Hey.. bulldozers aint fair..
--
*whips pout another cowboy hat*
--
I have a TEAPOT FISH HAT! *whips out* CHAAARGE!!
--
Life aint fair, missy
--
*takes out lance*
--
*dives in sharkfilled pool*
--
Buahahaahaa
--
*climbs out*
--
Eat her sharky-warkies~!!!
--
*grabs draco, steals wand, turns sharks into dolphins and rides off into sunset*
--
(no, i dont know where Draco comes from. Ant was hyper)
--
Draco? that's cheating..
--
*comes back for draco*
*uses Draco to contact Voldemrote* *tells Voldemort to kill you*
--
*starts singing*
--
HEY Voldy is MY friend!!
--
*Voldemort obliges*
--
*calls her Voldy*
--
Too late. You're DEAD!!!
--
You have a male Voldemort O_o
--
I'm not dead!!
--
I do..
--
CRUCIOOOO
--
You're DEAD!!!
--
*Voldy arrives on scene* IM A GHOST!
--
*Voldy sectum sepras Draco* *Voldy avadas other Voldemort*
--
Your Voldy gets confused and kills herself
--
DAH
--
Well.. im still a ghost (sox Voldy!)(it gets weird from here)
--
She was holding the wand the wrong way. *laughs manically*
--
*har har* (sarcastic) *gets nearly headless nick to come and laugh at Ant-San*
--
*choreographs a celebratory jig with dobby*
--
*Dobby starts to soib with happiness... steps away from Dobby slowly*
--
*calls* Dobby.. Come to the dark Side..
--
*grabs draco by the front of his clothes in a very cartoon-ish way*
*draco sqeuals girlishly*
*plonks draco onto tranfigured dolphin*
*jumps on*
*rides away into sunset*
--
>*sighs*
--
How many sunsets ARE there in your world??
--
Lots..
--
*waves* Bye...

-----------end! O_o-------

Ant vs Harry: Part 1

2005-11-07T09:24:00.000-08:00

Yes,... once again, we see how sellotape and duct tape just do NOT get on together...
---
*waves*
--
*pokes with bargepole*
--
*poke*
--
*waves frantically*
--
*pokes repeatedly*
--
*throws chocolate bar at Ant-San*
--
*whacks Harry over head with tunaFish*
--
*WET, SMELLY tunafish.*
--
*doesnt like tuna*
--
*laughs manically*
--
*throws.. amandine at Ant so Ant can retreive the magic stick for Harry*
--
*Ant steals Wicca from Amandine and goes to sit in corner, muttering to herself*
--
*half-heartedly throws hammer at Ant, then sulks and cries for magic stick* (OMG im so obsessed!)
--
*points and laughs*
--
Hmph. *throws blue sellotape at Ant* *panicks as sees evil glint in ant's eyes*
--
*picks up blue sellotape, removes orange duct tape from back and approaches Harry menacingly*
--
ARGH *calls out names of random people to help her* IM GOING TO BE DUCT TAPED!!
--
*begins to attack with sellotape first*
--
*takes out green sellotape*
*takes out yellow sellotape*
*takes out red sellotaope*
*takes out end of other red sellotape*
*gets tangled up*
--
*points and laughs before stealing all tapes and running away to make a tape-belt (like a tool-belt but for tape*
--
Noooo....
--
*returns wearing cowboy hat and huge amount of eyeliner*
--
*prepares to attack*
--
HELP ME!!! *looks straight at Ant* im waning you.. I have.. a bleeding foot!!
--
*cowers slightly*
--
*picks up duct tape, wraps it around Harry's head*
--
MY HAIR!!
--
*picks up blue sellotape, writes 'ME LOVE DUCT TAPE' on the orange duct tape*
*Ties up harry's wrists and ankles with Awesome Super New Silver Duct Tape*
*throws in large glass cage*
*covers mouth with all types of tape in belt*
*Adds 13 billion wasps*
--
*mmffmphkk* AAAH!!
--
*closes cage*
--
*locks cage*
--
NOOO
--
*gets popcorn*
--
*screams thru tapes*
--
You evil little.. help me somebody! *cries*
--
*watches show of Harry crawling on floor escaping from large quantities of angry wasps*
--
*laughs manically*
--
*screams as wasps concentrate on birght orange duct-taped head*
--
*brings out last line of defence*
--
*opens glass cage, wears wasp suit, pours 3 tons of honey onto Harry's head, adds 13 billion bees to wasps*
--
*closes cage and lock*
--
*snarls* i love you so much, Ant..
--
*brings out.. fly swat*
--
*hugs*
--
*opens cage*
*removes fly swat*
*adds more tape to harry's ankles, wrists and head*
--
*muffled* At least i have so much tape, I have only been stiung 42 OW! 43 times..
--
*oh, and head*
--
mmphhhhphhh
--
*points and laughs*
--
I hate you, Ant-San.. when I get the magic stick out of Amandine's bra I will get you..
--
*tries to get wasps to go to Ant*
--
*3000-digit lock on that cage, dearie*
*closes and locks cage*
*adds sound-proofing paste*
*leaves Harry screaming*
*reads fanfiction, occasionally giggling*
--
hmmmphpphhh AHA! *muffled*
--
*takes out hidden sellotape.. labelled.. poisonous to wasps & bees*
*waves around*
*starts to crawl towards exit*
--
You're still locked in, though. 3000 digit lock, only workds from outside.
--
*bugger*
--
Fingerprint recognition on number pad..
--
*snarls* *as wasps and bees die, their stings rip through the sellotape, untying Harry*
--
*gets up*
--
Cage is still locked!
--
*takes out hammer*
--
*attacks cage with hammer*
--
Come out! *snarls*
--
Bugger this for a game of cowboys.
--
*gets out tape-belt*
--
*snarls and sits in corner*
--
OW! *just sat on dead wasps*
--
Move again and Ill tape you whole body.. after stripping you entirely.
--
*goes into evil laugh*
--
*snarls* *takes out phone* I need backup. But wait! GIB is not functioning at the moment. *sighs*
--
*hobbles slowly towards Ant, bleeding from foot*
--
You're screwed. *strips harry* *covers in duct tape*
--
*cries* I want my magic stick!!!
--
*lashes 3-ton weights to Harry*
--
Oh bugger it. *dies*
--
*throws into bottomless shark pit*
--
*dances with glee*
--
I'm dead. I don't care. *says Harry's ghost, who cannot be attacked*
--
*takes magic stick*
--
The magic stick is up Amandine's bra!
--
*doesnt realise what magic stick is* *burns magic stick*
--
You cant! Haha! I must go.
--
*floats off, ghost still bleeding from foot*
--
*laughs manically to end of scene*

--------Well, there we are, humans. I... am... dead. ---------

Life at ISSA: The Leprechaun's Birthday

2005-10-20T09:12:00.000-07:00

Yes Voldy- YOUR music. Aha! I have an excuse to inflict MORE pain! hahahahahah!
-------------------------------
Good Morning Birthday Girl!
--
Good Morning Water Serpent. I have a request.
--
Oh? what's that?
--
CHANGE THIS AWFUL PICTURE!!!!!
--
Ah. I thought it might be that.
--
NO! Don't change it! its so funneh!!!
--
You keep out of this.. Elf!
--
I'm your SISTER!!
--
SO?
--
Show some respect!
--
WHY???
--
Now now guys.. be niiice to each other...
--
You keep out of this.
--
In a good mood today, aren't they?
--
Yeah. Even a haircut doesn't do anything.
--
Yeah.
--
Hey. I thought you were just doing random stuff.
--
OH! er.... wakka?
--
What is the meaning of this??
--
What?
--
I'm NOT the greek!!!
--
Oh yeah. I got you mixed up. Bugger.
--
Well?? Change the PICTURE!!
--
NO! It looks funny. Keep it.
--
*head beginds to swim with ppl asking for their pics to be changed*
--
AHA!
--
*stares at Harry*
--
Not you. I have found an idea. Voldy! Come!
--
*shows something to elf*
--
*gasps*
--
HA! Yes!
--
*stares at them*
--
I think they're mad.
--
What am I then?
--
You? Oh... you're normal.
--
I'm offended.
--
O sister of mine!
--
Come here!
--
We have a new pic!
--
Huh? What?
--
AAH???
--
I don't LIKE frogs!!
--
*stares for a second*
--
*turning to person-who-is-not-the-Greek*
--
What were you saying?
--
*sulkily* Wakkawakkawakka.
--
What?? You can't be sulky!
--
Why not??
--
She's Scooby Doo!!!!
--
Sulky Doody Doo.
--
Wha-?
--
*creeping up behind Dino*
--
BOO!
--
AAH!
--
DAMN!! YOU BITCH!!
--
(small note: may include swearing)
--
Hang on.. Im not sulky any more. Im hyper! WHEE!!!
--
Oh no..
--
Well, it worked.
--
WAHOO!! WAKKAWAKKA!!!
--
Thanks.. i think.. for not making her sulky anymore. Theres just one problem.
--
What's that?
--
SCOOBY SNACKS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!
--
Hyperactivity.. It's infectious.
--
*starts attacking everyone*
--
WHEE!!! *joins in*
--
Massive fight between everyone- details to be made up in your own, sick heads
--
AARGH I WILL GET YOU ALL!!
--
AVADA KEDAVRA!!
--
Dammit. That's not fair.
--
I said... Avada... kedavra..
--
Oh all right.
--
*dies peskily*
--
*goes on mad-so-called-killing-spree*
--
MUAHAHA!! I WIN!
--
AAARGH!!!!!
--
Muahahaaaaaaa. I got you. In fact.. I win! Cos it's my Birthday! YAYYYYY!!!
--
*twirls around, new hairstyle flying around*
--
*yawns* Ok, I'm sick of being dead.
--
DIE!!!!!!!!
--
No. I'm never hyperactive, therefore I cannot die.
--
That makes... so much sense..
--
Shut up!! you're dead!
--
*punches greek*
--
HUH??
--
*falls over in shock*
--
You see! I win!
--
Yeah. Whatever.
--
*kicks Peter Pan*
--
I win. No arguments.

--------------------------------------------
And As it's your Bday, Leanne, I will let you get away with it. If you really hate the pic, send me one thru Lanni!
----------the End!-----------

Life at ISSA: revealed

2005-10-18T11:08:00.000-07:00

This may be the weirdest thing you ever see. Im hyper. Forgive me.
-----------------
Hi there Voldemorte!
--
Hi there.. Boiled Water Serpent!!!
--
Good morning...
--
Good morning human.
--
I object! I am not a human!
--
Noo you're PETER PAN! HAHA!!
--
WHAT?? No I'm not! (weird people!)
--
OOh yes you are!! Have you looked in the mirror recently?
--
No... *looks* WTH???
--
HAHA!!
--
And Harry, I have serious issues with this elf pic. Couldnt you choose a better one??
--
No? Why would I do that?
--
What are YOU supposed to be, anyways??
--
Me?
--
Yeah. YOU.
--
SHE"S A BOILED WATER SERPENT!!!!
--
*collapses into uncontrollable laughter*
--
Ok. You guys are WEIRD.
--
YOU only just NOTICED???
--
We-ell...
--
HELLO!!!!!!!!
--
Hi there..
--
I'm hyper. Who can I punch??
--
*backs away*
--
WAKKAWAKKAWAKKA!!!
--
*backs away*
--
SCOOBIDOOBYDOO!!!!!
--
*backs away*
--
Hi guys!
--
AHA! It's the Leprechaun!!
--
Quit calling me that!
--
What the heck kind of picture is this anyway??
--
I know! She gave me a weird one too!
--
I have given you two weird pics because i do NOT smoke Cuban Cigars!
--
*suspiciously* Its not anything to do with us being... sisters.. is it?
--
Nope. Honest.
--
Honest?
--
Honest?? She's never honest!
--
How the heck woulkd you know?
--
Aha. Midget!
--
Don't call me a midget.
--
Why not?
--
Because.. I'll set Dino on you.
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WAKKAWAKKAWAKKA!!!
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AAH!!!
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You evil!!
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*jumps on Peter Pan with rolls of sellotape*
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Tape!
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*tries to grab sellotape*
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SCOOBY SNACKS!!!
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Back! Back you... midgets!
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*takes out something and waves it around*
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BEHOLD!!
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It's.. a cuban cigar!!
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It's.. a bar of chocolate!
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SCOOBY SNACK!!!
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It's.. a pink umbrella!
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*raises her eyebrows*
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Ok, ok. It's the magic stick.
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MAGIC STICK!!
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*grabs stick and runs off*
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WHAT THE.. WHO THE.. HECK?????
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Well.. the greek really needs a small role..
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THAT was The Greek?
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*collapses into laughter*
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WAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH
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Aww no she's gone mad again..
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HEllo???? My name is MARIO!! ShiggityShwa!
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Time for me to run away, I think.
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What a good idea.
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I'll join you.
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hey! Don't leave me to go to Geography!
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You hate geo, dont you?
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I have the Magic Stick! haha! You will never get it back!
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oh yeah?
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We have a weapon of Mass Destruction.
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We DO?
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Yeah, we do.
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And we're not afraid to use her.
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HER?? Oh no!!
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*runs away from Dino, forgetting the magic stick*
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Haha. We win. Again.
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*picks up magic stick*
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WAKKA????
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There there weapon. We really should go to class now.
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yeah. People are beginning to stare at us.
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*hysterical* Beginning?? BEGINNING????? HA!
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---------The end!-----------
I should soo not listen to Voldemorte's music, if this is what it does to me...

Devil's Games: Epilogue

2005-08-18T11:50:00.000-07:00

The confrontation and get-together of all.
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Hi alex!
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Hello human.
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Well done on the whole god-slaying thing.
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Well, you know, with a playstation and an imagination, really, you can do anything.
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*snorts*
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*turns to Bat* and YOU can stop being sarcastic.
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No. Now, tell em.. who was the minion?
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Isn't it OBVIOUS??
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Hi guys!
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Hi Adam!
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and whistle in amazement
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Hey Jayne?
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Yep, I thought so too.
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The two walk up to the bar.
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Two beers please. Don't ask why.
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It's ok. I know.
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Stop trying to be creepy, Donzel. It doesn't work.
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Well that's sorted out. Who was Angel then?
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Hey!
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AMANDINE???
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*walks up* Didn't you guess? The thing about her wanting a martini? You know Amandine and alcool!
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*grins*
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Hey Devil! Another of those-
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It's ok. I know.
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And shut up.
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I know.
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*hands Martini to Angel*
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Hi.
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Hi Juliet.
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She was good as satan, wasn't she?
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Yeah Jen.. but YOU died!!
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AAH! A talking Martini!!!!
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Silly girl. You're hallucinating.
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Niiiice disguise Josepha...
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So who were the others?
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Um.. let me see.. we had a few parents killed off in scene 2...
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What's going on?
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*directs a drunken girl to the bar*
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I don't know exactly who she is..
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*hits Sheep*
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That's Melissa you TWERP!(author's note- Mouthaan)
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*Creases forehead* Who? Hmm.. *walks off trying to use Palm with hooves*
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Everyone enjoying my Party?
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Yeah sis, it's great!
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Yep. Best dress up party we've ever had.
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I know.
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Thank you. Wait a minute. Did I invite you?
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No. I kinda invited myself.
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This is getting boring. What do we do now?
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Train?
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NO!
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How's about we go and trash CC?
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Oh no, HP3 will kill me..
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All GIB: Let's goooooo
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Devil and Pizza: What??
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It's some stupid imaginary place, don't worry, let's just play with Palms..
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Oh, that's right. I knew.
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All GIB members hit the guys on the head and carry them off to CC
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*looks around*
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Hp3 is going to murder me............
-----end of Devil's Games!!!!!------

Devil's Games: Scene 5: Finale!

2005-08-18T06:15:00.000-07:00

Devil, Angel, God, Pizza and Sheep.
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I don't beleive I have to take you to my hell..
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I know, doesn't it suck? What's it like down there anyways?
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I don't know.
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Oh please no!!
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*starts to bring out machine gun*
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We're here.
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Hello all..
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Who the hell are you?
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Well, since the Sun is God, I guess that makes me... Satan?
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OH MY OD! THIS IS SHOCKING!
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I know.
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Don't you mean "oh my god"?
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Well since God disowned me for that sheep, i'm not going to swear in his honour!
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Fair point.. Fancy a pint?
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Actually, do you have a martini?
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Sure. And Devil? You're going to be replaced.
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I know.
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You do?
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No.. it's just all i can say.
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ah, ok.. Well, you're gonna be replaced by Angel.
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Really?
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Yep.
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But why?
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coz a) you say more than Devil, and b) cos you like martinis.
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Fair enough, so long as you don't disown me.
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I'll try not to.
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Good enough.
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What about me?
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Oh.
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You're to be.. killed.
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NO!!
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Well, as good as.
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What do you mean?
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You're going to be submitted to Ant's training program.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MEANWHILE......
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HAH! You are my new minion!
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*sigh* Yeah Yeah..
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Be honored! You incompetent brat!
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Shut up.
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I will not be spoken to in such a manner!
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Don't make me kill you.
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You can't! I'm immortal!
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Not entirely..
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What?!
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*sighs, examining hooves* I know your secret.
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I.. I don't know what you mean!
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Don't be an idiot.
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I don't beleive you! You're just trying to get at me!
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Oh really? Well then, let's just test my theory, then, shall we?
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Wh-wh-wh-what??
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Pizza! Get your arse here!
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*approaching* Yeah?
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Kill God.
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Ok.
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NOOOOO! *is eaten*
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*burp* Now what?
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Well I guess I rule all now.
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Ok. Am I your minion?
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Sure. Why not?
--- end of scene 5-Finale end!!---

Devil's Games: Scene 4

2005-08-18T02:18:00.000-07:00

stampeding around trying to find

to arrest

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Heeere little handcuffs... come onnnnnnnnnn.. come heeerrrreeee
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NO.
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Stop sulking. I need you.
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No.
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God! Anyone would think you're possesed!
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I know.
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You! again! What are you doing here!
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Escaping from me.
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*raises machine gun*
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*fires*
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AAH! OW! *dies*
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Bugger. *checks aiming device*
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ANGEL!!!!!!!!
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Ye-es..
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You know who I am don't you?
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Ye-es.. it's God.. hello big fella..
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DID YOU JUST *dramatic pause* SWEAR?????
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no..........
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Yes he did!
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Yes he did!
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Yes he did!
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YOU! *runs off chasing pizza*
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You've been lying again, haven't you????
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no............
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Yess.....
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Tell you what, Devil..
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What?
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You can take Angel and take him to your ranks. I'm sick of him.
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*shocked* NOOOOOO
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What? But.. who will replace me?
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Here is your replacement!!!
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*dramatic pause*
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What the hell am I doing here again??
--- end of scene 4---

Devil's Games: Scene 3

2005-08-16T11:58:00.000-07:00

hot girl telling her secrets to

Over the phone
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Hey bat! I have like the COOLEST secret, like!
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What is it?
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I like, have, like, no LIFE!!
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I know.
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Don't YOU satrt.
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Who are those other people I can hear?
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I, like, don't know who they are, like!
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I know.
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You realise that if you say that again I'm going to have to kill you?
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I know.
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like, SHUT UP!!! like, you stupid VOICES in my, like, HEAD!!
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What the HELL are you on about?
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I agree with Bat. I'm not in your head!
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I know.
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*brings out machine gun* NOW YOU'RE GUNNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I know.
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dissapears with a 'CRACK'
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GOD DAMMIT!!!
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dissapears witha 'BOING'
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Bat?
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Yeah?
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I'm scared.
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I know.
---sinister music-- end of scene 3---

Devil's Games: Scene 2

2005-08-16T11:42:00.000-07:00

Football practise between and

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Give me that ball you stupid CAT!!
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You want me to scratch your eyes out, huh?
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appears.
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Yes kitty! Scratch! Harm! KILL!
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appears
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No! I am your good side! Listen to me!
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*cocks head and thinks*
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*bites cat's tail*
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*decides to side with devil and kills dog;
then kills

then tries to kill

but is stepped on by

who is in fact possesed by

---end of scene 2---

Devil's games: Scene 1

2005-08-16T10:14:00.000-07:00

talks to

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: I have issues.
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I know. You're a prat.
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: Oh, you'rte always so RIGHT!
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: I know.
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: I love you!!
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: I know.
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: Hey!! *slaps devil*
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*brings out machine gun* DIE!!!!
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enters.
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: AAAAH!!!!!
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dies.
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to Devil: This isn't fair!!!
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I know.
--- end of scene 1---

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2005-08-16T10:04:00.000-07:00

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