Devil's Games: Scene 5: Finale!

Devil, Angel, God, Pizza and Sheep.
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I don't beleive I have to take you to my hell..
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I know, doesn't it suck? What's it like down there anyways?
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I don't know.
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Oh please no!!
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*starts to bring out machine gun*
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We're here.
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Hello all..
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Who the hell are you?
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Well, since the Sun is God, I guess that makes me... Satan?
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OH MY OD! THIS IS SHOCKING!
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I know.
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Don't you mean "oh my god"?
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Well since God disowned me for that sheep, i'm not going to swear in his honour!
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Fair point.. Fancy a pint?
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Actually, do you have a martini?
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Sure. And Devil? You're going to be replaced.
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I know.
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You do?
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No.. it's just all i can say.
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ah, ok.. Well, you're gonna be replaced by Angel.
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Really?
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Yep.
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But why?
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coz a) you say more than Devil, and b) cos you like martinis.
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Fair enough, so long as you don't disown me.
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I'll try not to.
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Good enough.
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What about me?
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Oh.
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You're to be.. killed.
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NO!!
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Well, as good as.
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What do you mean?
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You're going to be submitted to Ant's training program.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MEANWHILE......
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HAH! You are my new minion!
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*sigh* Yeah Yeah..
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Be honored! You incompetent brat!
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Shut up.
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I will not be spoken to in such a manner!
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Don't make me kill you.
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You can't! I'm immortal!
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Not entirely..
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What?!
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*sighs, examining hooves* I know your secret.
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I.. I don't know what you mean!
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Don't be an idiot.
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I don't beleive you! You're just trying to get at me!
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Oh really? Well then, let's just test my theory, then, shall we?
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Wh-wh-wh-what??
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Pizza! Get your arse here!
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*approaching* Yeah?
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Kill God.
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Ok.
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NOOOOO! *is eaten*
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*burp* Now what?
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Well I guess I rule all now.
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Ok. Am I your minion?
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Sure. Why not?
--- end of scene 5-Finale end!!---