Ant vs Harry: Part 1

Yes,... once again, we see how sellotape and duct tape just do NOT get on together...
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*waves*
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*pokes with bargepole*
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*poke*
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*waves frantically*
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*pokes repeatedly*
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*throws chocolate bar at Ant-San*
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*whacks Harry over head with tunaFish*
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*WET, SMELLY tunafish.*
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*doesnt like tuna*
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*laughs manically*
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*throws.. amandine at Ant so Ant can retreive the magic stick for Harry*
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*Ant steals Wicca from Amandine and goes to sit in corner, muttering to herself*
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*half-heartedly throws hammer at Ant, then sulks and cries for magic stick* (OMG im so obsessed!)
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*points and laughs*
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Hmph. *throws blue sellotape at Ant* *panicks as sees evil glint in ant's eyes*
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*picks up blue sellotape, removes orange duct tape from back and approaches Harry menacingly*
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ARGH *calls out names of random people to help her* IM GOING TO BE DUCT TAPED!!
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*begins to attack with sellotape first*
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*takes out green sellotape*
*takes out yellow sellotape*
*takes out red sellotaope*
*takes out end of other red sellotape*
*gets tangled up*
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*points and laughs before stealing all tapes and running away to make a tape-belt (like a tool-belt but for tape*
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Noooo....
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*returns wearing cowboy hat and huge amount of eyeliner*
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*prepares to attack*
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HELP ME!!! *looks straight at Ant* im waning you.. I have.. a bleeding foot!!
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*cowers slightly*
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*picks up duct tape, wraps it around Harry's head*
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MY HAIR!!
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*picks up blue sellotape, writes 'ME LOVE DUCT TAPE' on the orange duct tape*
*Ties up harry's wrists and ankles with Awesome Super New Silver Duct Tape*
*throws in large glass cage*
*covers mouth with all types of tape in belt*
*Adds 13 billion wasps*
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*mmffmphkk* AAAH!!
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*closes cage*
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*locks cage*
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NOOO
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*gets popcorn*
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*screams thru tapes*
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You evil little.. help me somebody! *cries*
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*watches show of Harry crawling on floor escaping from large quantities of angry wasps*
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*laughs manically*
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*screams as wasps concentrate on birght orange duct-taped head*
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*brings out last line of defence*
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*opens glass cage, wears wasp suit, pours 3 tons of honey onto Harry's head, adds 13 billion bees to wasps*
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*closes cage and lock*
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*snarls* i love you so much, Ant..
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*brings out.. fly swat*
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*hugs*
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*opens cage*
*removes fly swat*
*adds more tape to harry's ankles, wrists and head*
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*muffled* At least i have so much tape, I have only been stiung 42 OW! 43 times..
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*oh, and head*
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mmphhhhphhh
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*points and laughs*
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I hate you, Ant-San.. when I get the magic stick out of Amandine's bra I will get you..
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*tries to get wasps to go to Ant*
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*3000-digit lock on that cage, dearie*
*closes and locks cage*
*adds sound-proofing paste*
*leaves Harry screaming*
*reads fanfiction, occasionally giggling*
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hmmmphpphhh AHA! *muffled*
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*takes out hidden sellotape.. labelled.. poisonous to wasps & bees*
*waves around*
*starts to crawl towards exit*
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You're still locked in, though. 3000 digit lock, only workds from outside.
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*bugger*
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Fingerprint recognition on number pad..
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*snarls* *as wasps and bees die, their stings rip through the sellotape, untying Harry*
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*gets up*
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Cage is still locked!
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*takes out hammer*
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*attacks cage with hammer*
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Come out! *snarls*
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Bugger this for a game of cowboys.
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*gets out tape-belt*
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*snarls and sits in corner*
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OW! *just sat on dead wasps*
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Move again and Ill tape you whole body.. after stripping you entirely.
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*goes into evil laugh*
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*snarls* *takes out phone* I need backup. But wait! GIB is not functioning at the moment. *sighs*
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*hobbles slowly towards Ant, bleeding from foot*
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You're screwed. *strips harry* *covers in duct tape*
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*cries* I want my magic stick!!!
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*lashes 3-ton weights to Harry*
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Oh bugger it. *dies*
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*throws into bottomless shark pit*
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*dances with glee*
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I'm dead. I don't care. *says Harry's ghost, who cannot be attacked*
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*takes magic stick*
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The magic stick is up Amandine's bra!
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*doesnt realise what magic stick is* *burns magic stick*
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You cant! Haha! I must go.
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*floats off, ghost still bleeding from foot*
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*laughs manically to end of scene*

--------Well, there we are, humans. I... am... dead. ---------