Pauli Bday Present/God is a cockroach

FOR PAULI-NEE-CHAN. MY SON IS BETTER THAN YOURS. XD




There are many stories about Christ other than just the Nativity. There are even more that have not been told; about Jesus's time with the AntiChrist.
As the son of God, Jesus could go to different times (SURELY! He;s the son of an omnipotent being for something's sake ;P) ; so he took himself and the ANticHrist to a time where they could be accepted.
Our time.

Under the name of GayLord and Humphrey (they chose each other's names), the two lived happily as a gay couple where they could not have done before. Of course, this meant they had to be reborn, but the two had loving families, albeit maybe not normal ones.


They were still happy.

Until God found out one day, and all hell broke loose.

"Why is your father a cockroach anyway? Couldn't you just step on him?"
"Well.. yeah.. but that would be deicide."
"What is the punishment for Deicide?"
"Humphrey, NO."

Life could still have gone on normally for Humphrey and GayLord, until God went to see their 'parents'.


And so GayLord and Humphrey were left alone, to rule the world, such as they might.

Until it was discovered Humphrey was just a possessed sock puppet..


Oh, never mind. They lived happily ever after ;D