Life at ISSA: Trapped! In a.. story..

*looks around* Aha. *goes toward Voldemorte, skipping*
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*turns, sees Harry* AAH! A GALLOPING DRAGON IS RUNNING TOWARDS ME!!
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What? She's not a dragon! She's a Boiled water Serpent!
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*frowns at the Leprechaun* Oi. You're not scripted to come in yet. Wait your turn.
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Oh. Sorry. *leaves*
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SO. Im a dragon, huh?
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Well, yeah. That's what you're going to put as a clue for the Secret Santa stupid thing, right? "I am a dragon". *laughs semi-hysterically*
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*laughs semi-hysterically*
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*jumps* Hi there, Human.
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HI! *straightens hair, snorts suddenly* Ive got the SNIFFLES!
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*blinks*
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*laughs, choking*
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*looks around, slightly creeped out* Ok, Leanne! You can come back now!
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Pfft. I know when i'm wanted.
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That's right!
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Hey, show us your name!!
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My name? *frowns*
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Yeah.. your name! *rolls eyes sarcastically, then bounces slightly*
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OOOOOOOOH! My NAME!!!
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*looks wide eyed at Dd*
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*looks at Harry, burts out laughing*
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Shut up, people, and behold my name!
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Yes! Behold.. her alien name!
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*frowns, concentrating*
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*bounces five times, stops. Waggles her tongue, stops.* Llakallakallaka! *waves arms about, then hits herself in the face*
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........WHAT???
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How does some weird masochistic dance spell out your name?
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Hey, just cos I hit myself once doesn't mean Im a masochist!
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Hey, I thought YOU were a masochist, Water Serpent.
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SHOO! You're not scripted for this episode!
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What about me?
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You get out, too.
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But there are no guys in this episode! We must represent the male insane populace of the ISSA!
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No you don't. GET OUT!!!
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*stares at harry*
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Man, you're crazy!
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With TWO A's!!
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What?
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Craazy./ With two a's. We're all trapped in a story, in case you hadn't noticed.
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Trapped?
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In a story! A craazystory!
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With two as?
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Oh no! Lemme out!!
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*laughs manically, ends episode*

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