Ant vs harry: Part 2

Ok.. yeah, so I'm dead. But i still live on! O_o
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Moof.
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*puts on tape belt* Hello there.
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NOOOOOO! *runs*
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*evil grin*
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I'm a ghost, I tell you! *isn't really, but tries*
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*calls the Ghostbusters* *hangs up*
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*puts on tape belt*
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AAH! Will you never give up??
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What to do, what to do...
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DIE!!!! *takes out knife*
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*runs*
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*lunges*
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*chops cowboy hat into shreds*
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*comes back with chainsaw and cadbury's choclate*
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*eats choclate* *revs up chainsaw*DIE!!! *munch*
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HA! *eats bigger bar of chocolate, brings out hatchet*
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*breaks up chainsaw*
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*smashes hatchet with handy bulldozer sat right next to me with keys in ignition*
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Hey.. bulldozers aint fair..
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*whips pout another cowboy hat*
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I have a TEAPOT FISH HAT! *whips out* CHAAARGE!!
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Life aint fair, missy
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*takes out lance*
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*dives in sharkfilled pool*
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Buahahaahaa
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*climbs out*
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Eat her sharky-warkies~!!!
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*grabs draco, steals wand, turns sharks into dolphins and rides off into sunset*
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(no, i dont know where Draco comes from. Ant was hyper)
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Draco? that's cheating..
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*comes back for draco*
*uses Draco to contact Voldemrote* *tells Voldemort to kill you*
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*starts singing*
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HEY Voldy is MY friend!!
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*Voldemort obliges*
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*calls her Voldy*
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Too late. You're DEAD!!!
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You have a male Voldemort O_o
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I'm not dead!!
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I do..
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CRUCIOOOO
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You're DEAD!!!
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*Voldy arrives on scene* IM A GHOST!
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*Voldy sectum sepras Draco* *Voldy avadas other Voldemort*
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Your Voldy gets confused and kills herself
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DAH
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Well.. im still a ghost (sox Voldy!)(it gets weird from here)
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She was holding the wand the wrong way. *laughs manically*
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*har har* (sarcastic) *gets nearly headless nick to come and laugh at Ant-San*
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*choreographs a celebratory jig with dobby*
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*Dobby starts to soib with happiness... steps away from Dobby slowly*
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*calls* Dobby.. Come to the dark Side..
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*grabs draco by the front of his clothes in a very cartoon-ish way*
*draco sqeuals girlishly*
*plonks draco onto tranfigured dolphin*
*jumps on*
*rides away into sunset*
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>*sighs*
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How many sunsets ARE there in your world??
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Lots..
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*waves* Bye...

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