Life at ISSA: Chocolate is bad for you

Guess where the inspiration comes from. :)
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*looks at cat food packet as Scooby walks in*
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Ooh! Can I have some?
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Cat food???? Um. Sure.
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Huh? Oh! I thought it was candy!
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here, have some cat food..
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No, really, thanks, it's fine.
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Tsk. Wimp.
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Harry, what did you have for lunch?
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Err. Chocolate. two bars of chocolate. Why?
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And what did you have for breakfast?
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A chocolate... thingy..
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And for dinner last night?
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Chili Con Carne.. with.. chocolate..
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And for lunch yesterday?
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*becoming unconfortable* Um.. Chocolate cake..
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And for breakfast that day?
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*Squirming* Chocolate.. cereazl.. but, I don't see where this is going!!
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Everybody! I have proved that Harry is a psycopath!
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I think some of us already knew that.
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Its kind of obvious. She eats chocolate and gets a sugar high. Duh.
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Oh, there are other triggers as well.
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Like what??
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Having her picture taken.
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???!!!???
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Why do i get the feeling someone is talking about me?
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And why haven't I had a line in ages??
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Shut up. At least you got a line.
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And what about me?
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Stop being rebellious or I'll kick you out of the craazystory.
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You wouldn't do that!!
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*eats bit of choclate, then raises clenched fists for a fight*
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*takes feather and touches her on arm*
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AAHH!!!!!! *falls over* WHO DID THAT?
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Person who is not the greek, stop being mean. Really. It's not right.
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What?? I didn't do anyuthing!! It was you!!
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*shaking head* That's what they always say.
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Um... Hi guys...
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Jazzer!!
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Ah. It worked, then.
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What worked?
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You'll see. There should be another character in a minute.
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Pompous editor.
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Who.. me??
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Yeah. Who else??
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You two come outside and say that.
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Where is outside? Hey, by the by.
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Hey, Stef. You know, someone's missing.
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I know. he's been killed.
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WHAT?
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Or not as the case may be.
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Pompous.. editor..
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Yep, so, that's everyone. The weirdness can start now.
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Oh, great.
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I thought things were already weird. We're on the MOON, for God's sake!
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Harry, how did you and Rose and AnimeGirl and Beljoseh and Catscan get here?
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How did WE get here?
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Most of you got transported by the Zeeky wands. (see Life at ISSA: the super-dragon-train-bike-rocket-thing and the demented cartoon movie). The other I caught and hit on the head to teleport them.
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I think you have a hitting-people-on-the-head complex, Harry.
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As well as a chocolate complex!
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I am a complex character, all right?
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Multiple Personality Disorder!!
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Ok, ok. Where was i?
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On the moon, last time I looked.
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By the way, What's with the giant projectors?
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Ah. My imagination sometimes.. races off without me.
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Hark!- Something just went "voom".
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See? Told you.
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