Life at ISSA: Trapped! In a.. story..

*looks around* Aha. *goes toward Voldemorte, skipping*
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*turns, sees Harry* AAH! A GALLOPING DRAGON IS RUNNING TOWARDS ME!!
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What? She's not a dragon! She's a Boiled water Serpent!
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*frowns at the Leprechaun* Oi. You're not scripted to come in yet. Wait your turn.
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Oh. Sorry. *leaves*
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SO. Im a dragon, huh?
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Well, yeah. That's what you're going to put as a clue for the Secret Santa stupid thing, right? "I am a dragon". *laughs semi-hysterically*
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*laughs semi-hysterically*
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*jumps* Hi there, Human.
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HI! *straightens hair, snorts suddenly* Ive got the SNIFFLES!
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*blinks*
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*laughs, choking*
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*looks around, slightly creeped out* Ok, Leanne! You can come back now!
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Pfft. I know when i'm wanted.
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That's right!
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Hey, show us your name!!
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My name? *frowns*
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Yeah.. your name! *rolls eyes sarcastically, then bounces slightly*
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OOOOOOOOH! My NAME!!!
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*looks wide eyed at Dd*
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*looks at Harry, burts out laughing*
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Shut up, people, and behold my name!
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Yes! Behold.. her alien name!
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*frowns, concentrating*
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*bounces five times, stops. Waggles her tongue, stops.* Llakallakallaka! *waves arms about, then hits herself in the face*
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........WHAT???
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How does some weird masochistic dance spell out your name?
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Hey, just cos I hit myself once doesn't mean Im a masochist!
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Hey, I thought YOU were a masochist, Water Serpent.
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SHOO! You're not scripted for this episode!
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What about me?
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You get out, too.
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But there are no guys in this episode! We must represent the male insane populace of the ISSA!
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No you don't. GET OUT!!!
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*stares at harry*
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Man, you're crazy!
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With TWO A's!!
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What?
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Craazy./ With two a's. We're all trapped in a story, in case you hadn't noticed.
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Trapped?
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In a story! A craazystory!
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With two as?
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Oh no! Lemme out!!
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*laughs manically, ends episode*

-----the end------

GNM

Im such a bad girl.. Ive run out of ideas, so I'm putting a song on instead..
I beleive this is to the tune of some spiderman theme tune- is that right Voldy? Tis fun, anyway.
No offence to anyone!
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Ninja man, Gay ninja Man,
He's a poof, who's got no fans,
NInja Man, Gay Ninja Man,
Elton John's His favorite man

A poof, a queer, no one wants him around here
Even in the greatest dan-ger
No one wants him he's a stran-ger
He's the biggest fag arou---nd!

Ninja Man, Gay ninja Man,
Superhero with a tan,
He's a bodybuilding kind of man

Gay Ninja Ma-annn
He controlls the IB Dra-gan
Gay Ninja Ma-annn
Unloved, unfanned,
It's Gay-Nin-Ja-Man!

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Ant vs harry: Part 2

Ok.. yeah, so I'm dead. But i still live on! O_o
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Moof.
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*puts on tape belt* Hello there.
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NOOOOOO! *runs*
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*evil grin*
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I'm a ghost, I tell you! *isn't really, but tries*
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*calls the Ghostbusters* *hangs up*
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*puts on tape belt*
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AAH! Will you never give up??
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What to do, what to do...
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DIE!!!! *takes out knife*
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*runs*
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*lunges*
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*chops cowboy hat into shreds*
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*comes back with chainsaw and cadbury's choclate*
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*eats choclate* *revs up chainsaw*DIE!!! *munch*
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HA! *eats bigger bar of chocolate, brings out hatchet*
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*breaks up chainsaw*
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*smashes hatchet with handy bulldozer sat right next to me with keys in ignition*
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Hey.. bulldozers aint fair..
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*whips pout another cowboy hat*
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I have a TEAPOT FISH HAT! *whips out* CHAAARGE!!
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Life aint fair, missy
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*takes out lance*
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*dives in sharkfilled pool*
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Buahahaahaa
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*climbs out*
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Eat her sharky-warkies~!!!
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*grabs draco, steals wand, turns sharks into dolphins and rides off into sunset*
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(no, i dont know where Draco comes from. Ant was hyper)
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Draco? that's cheating..
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*comes back for draco*
*uses Draco to contact Voldemrote* *tells Voldemort to kill you*
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*starts singing*
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HEY Voldy is MY friend!!
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*Voldemort obliges*
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*calls her Voldy*
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Too late. You're DEAD!!!
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You have a male Voldemort O_o
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I'm not dead!!
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I do..
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CRUCIOOOO
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You're DEAD!!!
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*Voldy arrives on scene* IM A GHOST!
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*Voldy sectum sepras Draco* *Voldy avadas other Voldemort*
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Your Voldy gets confused and kills herself
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DAH
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Well.. im still a ghost (sox Voldy!)(it gets weird from here)
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She was holding the wand the wrong way. *laughs manically*
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*har har* (sarcastic) *gets nearly headless nick to come and laugh at Ant-San*
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*choreographs a celebratory jig with dobby*
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*Dobby starts to soib with happiness... steps away from Dobby slowly*
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*calls* Dobby.. Come to the dark Side..
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*grabs draco by the front of his clothes in a very cartoon-ish way*
*draco sqeuals girlishly*
*plonks draco onto tranfigured dolphin*
*jumps on*
*rides away into sunset*
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>*sighs*
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How many sunsets ARE there in your world??
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Lots..
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*waves* Bye...

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